The Maiden Voyage
She tingled with nervous excitement. They'd been lovers for years, but she'd never done this with him before.
She glanced shyly at him as together they prepared for the momentous act. Oh, how she'd dreamed, how she'd longed for this.
Slowly, steadily, they moved together in sweet harmony, until it was loaded, and ready.
As they neared the climactic moment, a delicious tension filled their souls. Suddenly, he clasped her hand and looked deeply into her eyes. With his earnest gaze, he silently asked her if she was ready. She breathed her assent, and a cry of ecstasy escaped her lips.
It was time.
And with a deep fulfillment unlike any she'd ever known, she reached down and...
hit the START button on their new dishwasher.
ha! Congratulations! Now that is an exciting first for a couple.
Posted by: nonlineargirl | June 01, 2006 at 07:15 PM
Congratulations!!!! Hooray!!!!!!! You got it!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Auntie KT | June 01, 2006 at 09:32 PM
That's hot.
Posted by: Green | June 02, 2006 at 09:51 AM
cutest blog entry EVER.
Posted by: dutch from sweet juniper | June 05, 2006 at 08:40 PM
That is too perfect! Congratulations on your Perfect Post award!
Posted by: PaintingChef | June 30, 2006 at 08:04 AM
Hell yeah. New appliances (not THOSE... persay) can make me orgasm every time.
Visiting from the PP awards. Congrats.
Posted by: Motherhood Uncensored | June 30, 2006 at 08:51 AM
whoo-hooooooo! nothing like perfectly working machinery!!!!
Posted by: cmhl | June 30, 2006 at 03:38 PM
They say the way to turn a woman on is to wash some dishes.
Was it the man or the dishwasher that rurned you on?
Congrats!
Posted by: raehan | June 30, 2006 at 07:21 PM
Wow. I was getting hot and then I read the dishwasher part and got even hotter!! Congrats on the award :)
Posted by: MommaK | July 01, 2006 at 04:48 PM
Oh I love this! I've been going through the perfect posts and this was a refreshing change.
Posted by: Mom101 | July 01, 2006 at 05:42 PM
hahahaha...I LOVE IT!!
Posted by: samantha | July 02, 2006 at 12:13 AM
hahahaha...I LOVE IT!!
Posted by: samantha | July 02, 2006 at 12:13 AM